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First off, there is the whole medical exam thing. I am sure lots of you out there are drool-ing at the prospect of that alone. Then there’s the part where you are placed into a noisy, confined space and told to remain absolutely still until allowed to move. Being given orders like this doesn’t narrow the field all that much. For those with ants in their pants, a few well-placed straps could be added. You also get a disk full of cool sectional pictures of your body to take home when you’re done.

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Hans Blix was the person who headed up the UN weapons search in Iraq before the second Iraq war. I have no idea what this guy looks like but he has the perfect voice for an animated villain.

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Read the rest of titlet in Consent Magazine Issue #20 Winter 2003